"So JK Rowling has decided to self-publish the e-books of Harry Potter. Now all she has to do is drum up a bit of publicity so that people know the site is there. Luckily I don’t have that problem.
e-book sales of Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids, Ghostly Tales for Ghastly Kids, Fearsome Tales for Fiendish Kids, and More Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids are GOING THROUGH THE ROOF and they only went on sale this week! These are the original series of particularly unpleasant cautionary tales that I published between 1990 and 2004.
“Mix Dahl with Belloc and you can anticipate with glee these animated tales of Jamie Rix. Even William Brown’s antics pale beside noisy chocoholic Serena Slurp…” Daily Telegraph
I have also released the first two novels that I wrote and had published in the 90′s – The Dreaded Lurgie and A Stitch In Time. So if you’re a down at heel film producer looking for a fresh old favourite to boost your flagging career, look no further!"